when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
Anonymous asked: If you texted your bf saying good morning and never got an answer then see hes out with his boys that night and he still didn't hit you up the next day, what would you do? Helpp lol
Dump his ass
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”